Sick

Two words for ya... I'm SICK.

Heh heh...

Well. I was at softball practice the other day and we were all having our little team meeting. As my coach was talking about our next practice, these two boys on their bikes came riding past us. We didn't really pay attention to them until we all heard a sound like someone crashing into a tree... with their bike... Well we all turned around and started to burst out laughing. I couldn't help myself! I mean, it's a once in a life time chance to see a guy trying to show off and be all cool and then crash into a tree! It was HILARIOUS! Then he got up and said to his other friend who couldn't help laughing either, "I hate you man!" Woo wee! And then he heard us all laughing and did a little fake laugh like, "Heh, heh..."

Swimming with a Hole

Alright... this happened about a month ago. So I am going to tell you now, the most embarrassing moment of my entire life.

To begin, I do the sport of swimming, with swimsuits, and caps, and goggles, and big coaches. ;)
Well anyways, we had a swim meet that day against another swim team. I'm not sure who it was against, but we sure did beat them! And it was our last swim meet, so we had to do good!
Well it was the last heat and event of the meet and I was in it. I bent down and... BEEP! I was swimming.
When I got out, my friend told me I should go sit down...she said I had a hole in the butt part of my swimsuit! I was confused... but I sat down anyways. I noticed how all the guys on my team were looking at me weird earlier and I just couldn't figure out why. Now I know!
All the girls on the team were laughing hysterically at me while I wanted to cry. The faded part was a circle about the size of you putting your thumbs together and your pointers together right over my crack! I felt like a retard especially because of the guys on my team! I ran to get my towel and freaked the rest of the time. When I got to the locker rooms I checked in the mirror and I almost died.

I knew it was time to get a new swimsuit...

Gum

Oh My! you won't believe what happened to me the other day!...
Well. I was at school and my friend gave me skittles. I had gum in my mouth so I went to go spit it out in the garbage. There was a teacher there... Mr. Speck. And as I was spitting my gum in the so called "garbage", i noticed that there wasn't any garbage in the garbage can! So quickly I flicked my hand to stop it from going in it. I got it.... but I hadn't known where it went. Everyone around me was in their own little world and hadn't paid any attention to me... even the teachers! So I was looking and looking and when I looked up, I almost burst out laughing! There it was, my gum, sitting on the books Mr. Speck was holding! I was going to flick it off... but the best part is... I just LEFT IT THERE! ... I just left it sitting on his books and walked... more like fast walked to Science. ;)

New to this!

Well I am new at this blogger stuff and I don't really know how to do this! But oh well! My teacher told me to give it a shot! :)

Today was just another one of those days...
Wake up.
Take the dog out for a runaway... almost everyday.
And then the school... (sigh) I would go through my whole scheduale, but i don't want to tire you... or make you slip.. on .. your...drool.
That was a lame joke